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almostgaby:

Top 20 Dudes I Love The Most → Aziz Ansari

“I like living in L.A. One thing I don’t like about living here is driving. I always get bored when I’m driving, and when I get bored, I go on the Internet on my Blackberry. So I’m gonna die! And whenever they go through the wreckage, they’ll find my phone and be like, whoa, that’s what he looked up right before he died? Gonna be so sad. It’ll be like: Comedian Aziz Ansari was killed in a car accident today. He was struck by another vehicle while using IMDb to see if Val Kilmer was, indeed, in the film “Willow.” A representative for Mr. Kilmer confirmed he was, indeed, in the film and hopes this will prevent future tragedies of this nature. This is the third “Willow”-related death this year.”

(via burtmacklin)