“Okay, guys, Photoshop the shit out of this,” says Poehler, laughing, as the shoot wrapped.
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Okay. Fine. I got that tunnel vision that girls get. That’s what happened. End of story. I let my emotions get the best of me. I just cared too much, I guess. I was thinking with my lady parts. I was walking and I felt something icky. I thought there was going to be chocolate. I don’t even remember! I’m wearing a new bra, and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off. All I want to do is have babies! Are you single? I’m just like, going through a thing right now. I guess my life isn’t complete and I just want to shoot someone! This would not happen if I had a penis! What? Bitches be crazy. I’m good at tolerating pain, I’m bad at math, and… I’m stupid. (img src)
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